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Thursday 28 November 2013

My money laundering HSBC account

The local branch of HSBC tell me that sometimes accounts are closed when the account holder is suspected of money laundering.

Money laundering??!

I'm not even sure I know what money laundering is.

Must have something to do with paying for your laundry I guess.

No, HSBC, please believe me. I'm just an average guy who needs a bank account. Last week -
- I paid some cash in using one of those conveyor belt things.
- I used an ATM abroad to get local currency because the hotel didn't take visa.
- I made a monthly mortgage payment as usual.
- I bought a book on my Kindle.

That's the kind of humdrum stuff I do with my money laundering HSBC account.



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